Does bad Blair want to come out to play
Can we steal the cookies in the tray
I hope this rhymes
I want it to
Like BLAIR and LAIR
And those words I’ll find out when I learn
Because even a kid isn’t so smart anymore.
Let’s steal the cookies and blame the cat
There’s no point to this or to the lie
There’s no cookie and a cat
There’s me though, the thief with a bed red hat .
Say that I am green
Say that I blue
Say that I am black
Say that I am red
A thief with a big red hat
When tomorrow comes and I want to again,
Remind me to wipe of evidences it was me
Because I was caught not once but twice
Betrayed by my mouth and the crumbs on it .